Microsoft Sam - my version (20th deviation - YAY!)

This is my own version of Microsoft Sam as described in my fanfic called "Speakonia Adventures". This is also my 20th deviation on this site. YAY WOOT! It took me about 4 or 5 hours to complete this piece.

Here is a brief biography of Sam:
Full Name: Samuel Isadore Microsoft Gates
Born: February 17, 1987
Default Operating Systems: Windows 2000 & Windows XP
Height: 5 feet 10 inches
Weight: 165 pounds
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Red
Military Service: 4 Star General who led the IWAY Fleet to victory over the Communist Linux Penguin Army in June of 2010. Awarded the Purple Heart, the Distinguished Service Cross, and the Medal of Honor for his efforts.
Political Experience: Elected Mayor of ROFL City in November of 2012 in a landslide over incumbent Radar Overseer Scotty. Microsoft Sam earned 864,208 individual votes and 48 electoral votes over Radar Overseer Scotty's 288,468 individual votes and 16 electoral votes.